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I've cross-posted my April Shousetsu Bang*Bang story to AO3:

Biddable (5875 words) by ribbons
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s), woodwind virtuoso/amateur harpsichordist
Additional Tags: Musicians, Classical Music, Dorm Sex, Asian-American Character, Even shy harpsichordists get horny as all get out
Series: Part 5 of Being Extra to Nail All the Things
Summary:

Lucienne wasn't planning to attend the early music festival auction. But then Iggie Wei yelled out her name from the "Instant Gratification" table.

I'll round up my impulse Discord drabbles from the past couple of years at some point, but I did whip up (cough) a short danmei crack (cough) sequence at the start of spring:

Four Burials and a Beginning (505 words) by ribbons
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Yu Ziyuan, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Jin Zixuan, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Zidian, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan/Lan Jingyi
Characters: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin
Additional Tags: Sex Pollen, Parent/Child Incest, Suicide, (not of main characters), Fisting, Drabble Sequence, Animate Object, Crack, Half-Baked Dove, (more like 4/5 roasted), Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin-centric, Podfic Available
Summary:

Four times Jiang Cheng had sex under duress, and then the start of something different.

... and then, a day later, this shows up in my in-box:

Four Burials and a Beginning [Podfic] (13 words) by jennisaisquoi
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Yu Ziyuan, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Jin Zixuan, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Zidian, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan/Lan Jingyi
Characters: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin
Additional Tags: Sex Pollen, Parent/Child Incest, Suicide, (not of main characters), Fisting, Drabble Sequence, Animate Object, Crack, Half-Baked Dove, (more like 4/5 roasted), Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin-centric, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, cold-ish read
Summary:

Four times Jiang Cheng had sex under duress, and then the start of something different.

As other commenters have noted, what's especially fun (and, for me, gratifying) about this podfic is the LMAO clearly coming through in jenni's take.

The irrepressible jennisaisquoi also honored me as the giftee for her 5-minute recording of westiec's "An Unlikely Partnership":

an unlikely partnership | End Racism in the OTW [Podfic] (13 words) by jennisaisquoi
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian & Yu Ziyuan
Characters: Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Yu Ziyuan
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Ghosts, Ghost Yu Ziyuan, Canonical Character Death, Body Horror, Wei Wuxian's Revenge Road Trip, Yu Ziyuan Riding Shotgun, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian is Not Okay, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3
Summary:

After the Burial Mounds, Wei Wuxian calls on the dead to help him take his revenge. Someone he doesn't expect answers.

Podfic of an unlikely partnership | End Racism in the OTW by westiec.

vinia recorded one of my all-time favorite Proper English-inspired fics, written by milliners, as a gift to me!

how much the heart can hold [podfic] (16 words) by vinia
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: England Series - K. J. Charles
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bill Merton/Jimmy Yoxall
Additional Tags: Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: Download, Bill is so bossy, And Jimmy loves him for it, Hashtag Bill Merton Forever
Summary:

Bill and Jimmy work out what comes next.

And, also in England World (specifically post-Will Darling Adventures), MDZS mainstay kisahawklin found the Yuletide 2021 drabble I'd written for

celli and recorded it, with a terrific cover by Rifle:

[Podfic] Foresight (15 words) by kisahawklin
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Will Darling Adventures - K.J. Charles, England Series - K. J. Charles
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Will Darling/Kim Secretan
Characters: Daniel da Silva
Additional Tags: yumadrin, Yuletide Madness Drabble Invitational, Post-Canon, Make the Yuletide Gay, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: Download
Series: Part 7 of Voiceteam 2025 Drabbles
Summary:

"Unfortunately, I have a very good idea of how he’d react if I offered to take him to a tailor." - Kim Secretan, in "How Goes the World?"

DS anticipates a opportunity.