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You take your winnings off to the Shoulder Dragon Cafe, planning to settle in for some hot pot and a well-deserved rest. You also really want your new octopus friend to meet the shoulder dragons; you think they'd get along well.

But when you step through the door of the cafe, there's a weird shimmering blur. It's magic, but not a kind you've ever seen before.

Inside the cafe, things seem... different. Everything looks flat, and pastel-colored. Every sound is tinny, and just at the edge of hearing, there's a little song playing over and over and over.

"Welcome to your first day as a cook at the Shoulder Dragon Cafe!" cries a cheerful voice. It's a rainbow-colored shoulder dragon, hovering over one of the tables with jerky flaps of its wings. "I'll show you how to keep our customers happy! Are you ready? Let's get cooking!"

"Oh no," one of your companions whispers, just as you start to really regret pushing the buttons on those mysterious goblin machines. "We're in a cooking simulator."


THE GAME IS OVER... FOR NOW

Congratulations, everyone! You've done an amazing thing. Take a look at this year's stats and be awed!

Main collection | Crystal collection | Mermaid collection | Tunnel collection | Volcano collection

If you were on Team Tunnel or Team Crystal, you can claim a tag for next year. If you were on Team Mermaid or Team Volcano and you completed two or more treats during the anon period, you can claim a tag for next year. If you guessed a board 2 rule correctly, as verified by the Spreadsheet Fairy, you can claim a tag for next year. If you made two or more gifts for giftless/treatless people, as verified when your work was accepted into your team's collection, you can claim a tag for next year. These claims stack! Please claim your tags here.

We welcome your feedback in comments on this post or emailed to battleshipexchange@gmail.com. Please send feedback one of those two ways even if you also left feedback in Discord; that channel scrolled real fast and we want to make sure we didn't miss anything important.

It seems like just minutes ago that Battleship 2024 began, and now it has come to an end. It's been an incredible ride full of surprises and delights. Thank you all so much for being a part of it.

Join us next year for BATTLESHIP: ISEKAI EDITION!

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Creators of our over 1000 works are revealed! RIP to AO3's mailserver and your inboxes.

Thank you so much, everyone who made this one of the best Battleship rounds ever! The mods had fun and we hope all the participants did too. Take a goggle at this year's stats—truly incredible.

To keep the good times going, Soulstoned is making bingo cards with under-used tags from this year. Complete a bingo (by posting treats for Battleship 2023 requests to the Battleship 2023 collection) before Battleship 2024 nominations begin and win a tag claim! Email battleshipexchange@gmail.com or DM Soulstoned on Discord for info on how to request a bingo card.

If you were on Team Tower, you can claim a tag for next year. If you were not on a team and you posted two or more works to the main collection, you can claim a tag for next year. If you completed two or more treats during the anon period, you can claim a tag for next year. If you get a bingo, you can claim a tag for next year. These claims stack! Please claim your tags here.

We would love your feedback on any and every aspect of Battleship 2023, and your ideas for 2024. Please comment here with your thoughts, even if you already made suggestions in Discord—having everything in one place will make it much easier for us to look through it all and make decisions about what to inflict on Team Crystal and Team Volcano next year. If you want to give feedback privately, email battleshipexchange@gmail.com.

As a final treat, here are all the treasures given to both teams and the treasure hunters. See you next year!

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